Activity Guide - Bytes and File Sizes
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Byte: unit of data that is 8 bits
Unit
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Number of Bytes (approx)
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Example of File Type or Data Measured in this Unit
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Kilobyte (KB)
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1,000
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1 typed letter is 1KB
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Megabyte (MB)
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1,000,000
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MP3, 1 high quality picture, or 4 books
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Gigabyte (GB)
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1,000,000,000
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An hour of video
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Terabyte (TB)
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1,000,000,000,000
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300 hours of quality film
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Petabyte (PB)
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1,000,000,000,000,000
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5 years of EOS data
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Exabyte (EB)
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1,000,000,000,000,000,000
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All words ever spoken by human beings = 15 exabytes
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File type
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Size as # of pages, minutes, seconds, or dimensions
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Size of file in Bytes, KB, MB, GB, etc.
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page of plain text (.txt)
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About 500 words, or 2500 characters
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2500 Bytes, 2.5KB
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.jpg image
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386 x 345
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41,400 bytes,41.4 KB
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animated .gif image
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14 seconds
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300,000,000 bytes,300,000 KB,300 MB
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.pdf file
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2 pages
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126,000 bytes, 126 KB
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Audio file as .mp3
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1 minute, 96 kbps
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,720,000 bytes, 720 KB
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movie file such as .mov or .mp4
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1 hour, 1280 x 720 resolution
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,700,000,000 KB, 700,000 GB,700 MB
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- Alice has 600 MB of data. Bob has 2000 MB of data. Will it all fit on Alice's 4 GB thumb drive?
Yes, because 4gb is equal to 4000 megabytes and there is only 2,600 MB of data.
- Alice has 100 small images, each of which is 500 KB. How much space do they take up overall in MB?
Alice has 50,000 KB in total. There are 1000 KB in 1 Megabyte so this data will take up 50 MB of data.
- Your ghost hunting group is recording the sound inside a haunted classroom for 20 hours as MP3 audio files. About how much data will that be, expressed in GB?
There is 1 MB of data per minute of MP3 audio. 1,200 MB for 20 hours of MP3 audio. 1,200 MB is 1.2 GB.
- A salesperson is trying to sell you a phone that has 16 GB of memory saying, “that’s enough space to record an hour of high quality video!” This salesperson is probably wrong, but in which direction? Would you have more than enough memory or not enough?
The salesperson isn’t specifying the resolution of the video. 1 hour of 720P video can range from around 900 MB to 4 GB based on the compression. 1 hour of 1080p video can range from 1.2 GB to 8 GB based on the compression settings. In any case, we have more than enough memory for 1 hour of video.
- Shakespeare’s complete works have approximately 3.5 million characters. Which is bigger in file size: Shakespeare’s complete works stored in plain ASCII text or a 4 minute song on mp3? How much bigger?
Shakespeare's complete works take up 3.5 million bytes. A minute of mp3 at a normal bitrate is around 720 KB. 4 minutes of mp3 would be equivalent to 2,880 kilobytes. 1 kilobyte is equal to 1000 bytes so 4 minutes of mp3 is equal to 2,880,000 bytes. Shakespeare's complete works take up 620,000 more bytes than 4 minutes of mp3 music.
- Tricky: Assume your Internet connection can transmit 1 million bits per second. Approximately how long would it take you to download 1 Terabyte of data? (Hint: first figure out how many bits a terabyte is, second be prepared to wait a long time).
There are 8 bits in a byte and 1,000,000,000,000(1 trillion) bytes in a terabyte. This means that there are 8 trillion bits in one terabyte. If my internet connection could transmit 1 million bits per second, it would still take 8 million seconds to download 1 terabyte.
It is important to know how big the files you use everyday really are and how much physical space they take up on your hard drive. The longer the file is in length and the higher the quality of the file, the more space it will take up. A high quality audio, video, or picture is always bigger than a plain text file. Large, high quality files generally take a long time to download or send. It is amazing how much data storage and computing power has evolved, It is a miracle that computers are able to download and store massive amounts of files. It is also amazing to remember that the files we use everyday are made up of large chunks of 0s and 1s.
Additional Resources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApGAnRGTks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICJqv0TN6-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFIosVbp9w
It is important to know how big the files you use everyday really are and how much physical space they take up on your hard drive. The longer the file is in length and the higher the quality of the file, the more space it will take up. A high quality audio, video, or picture is always bigger than a plain text file. Large, high quality files generally take a long time to download or send. It is amazing how much data storage and computing power has evolved, It is a miracle that computers are able to download and store massive amounts of files. It is also amazing to remember that the files we use everyday are made up of large chunks of 0s and 1s.
Additional Resources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApGAnRGTks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICJqv0TN6-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFIosVbp9w
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ReplyDelete[Intro: Drake]
Astro, yeah
Sun is down, freezin' cold
That's how we already know winter's here
My dawg would probably do it for a Louis belt
That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else
I tried to show 'em, yeah
I tried to show 'em, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' on you with the pick and roll
Young La Flame, he in sicko mode
[Part II]
[Verse 1: Travis Scott & The Notorious B.I.G.]
Woo, made this here with all the ice on in the booth
At the gate outside, when they pull up, they get me loose
Yeah, Jump Out boys, that's Nike boys, hoppin' out coupes
This shit way too big when we pull up give me the loot
(Gimme the loot!)
Was off the Remy, had a Papoose
Had to hit my old town to duck the news
Two four hour lockdown, we made no moves
Now it's 4 AM and I'm back up poppin' with the crew
I just landed in, Chase B mix this pop like Jamba Juice
Different colored chains, think my jeweler really sellin' fruits
And they chokin', man, know the crackers wish it was a noose
[Bridge: Big Hawk & Swae Lee]
Some—some—some, someone said
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
Pl—pl—playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (someone said)
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
Pl—pl—playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak
[Verse 2: Travis Scott, Swae Lee & Uncle Luke]
Yeah, this shit way too formal, y'all know I don’t follow suit
Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue
All of these o's I made off records I produced
I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group
Hit my eses, I need the bootch
'Bout to turn this function to Bonnaroo
Told her, "Hop in, you comin' too"
In the 305, bitches treat me like I'm Uncle Luke
(Don't stop, pop that pussy!)
Had to slop the top off, it's just a roof, uh
She said, "Where we goin'?" I said, "The moon"
We ain't even make it to the room
She thought it was the ocean, it's just the pool
Now I got her open, it's just the Goose
Who put this shit together? I'm the glue (someone said)
[Bridge: Travis Scott, Big Hawk, & Swae Lee]
Shorty FaceTimed me out the blue
Someone said
Pl—playin' for keeps
Someone said, motherfucker—someone said
Don't play us for weak
[Part III]
[Intro: Travis Scott & Drake]
Yah!
Astro, yeah, yeah
Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up
Ayy, ayy
[Chorus: Drake & Travis Scott]
She's in love with who I am
Back in high school, I used to bus it to the dance (yeah)
Now I hit the FBO with duffels in my hands
I did half a Xan, thirteen hours 'til I land
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Like a light, ayy, yeah
[Verse 3: Drake, Travis Scott & Sheck Wes]
Like a light, ayy
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Niggas think it's sweet, (nah, never) it's on sight (yeah, what?)
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DeleteDeclaration of Independence
ReplyDeleteIN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the
political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the
earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle
them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes
which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by
their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit
of Happiness.— That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving
their just powers from the consent of the governed,— That whenever any Form of Government
becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to
institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in
such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence,
indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and
transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to
suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they
are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same
Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty,
to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.— Such has
been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains
them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great
Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the
establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a
candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the
public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing
importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained;
and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of
people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the
Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant
from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into
compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly
firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be
elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned
to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time
exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose
obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to
encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new
Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws
for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices,
and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to
ReplyDeleteharrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of
our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our
constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of
pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which
they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases,
of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province,
establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as
to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same
absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering
fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with
power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and
waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the
lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat
the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of
Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally
unworthy of the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear
Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and
Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring
on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known
rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms:
Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is
thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from
time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We
have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have
appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our
common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our
connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of
consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation,
and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress,
ReplyDeleteAssembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do,
in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and
declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States;
that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection
between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free
and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances,
establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right
do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine
Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
[The 56 signatures on the Declaration were arranged in six columns:]
[Column 1]
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett
Lyman Hall
George Walton
[Column 2]
North Carolina:
William Hooper
Joseph Hewes
John Penn
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge
Thomas Heyward, Jr.
Thomas Lynch, Jr.
Arthur Middleton
[Column 3]
Massachusetts:
John Hancock
Maryland:
Samuel Chase
William Paca
Thomas Stone
Charles Carroll of Carrollton
Virginia:
George Wythe
Richard Henry Lee
Thomas Jefferson
Benjamin Harrison
Thomas Nelson, Jr.
Francis Lightfoot Lee
Carter Braxton
[Column 4]
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris
Benjamin Rush
Benjamin Franklin
John Morton
George Clymer
James Smith
George Taylor
James Wilson
George Ross
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Read
Thomas McKean
[Column 5]
New York:
William Floyd
Philip Livingston
Francis Lewis
Lewis Morris
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton
John Witherspoon
Francis Hopkinson
John Hart
Abraham Clark
[Column 6]
New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett
William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Samuel Adams
John Adams
Robert Treat Paine
Elbridge Gerry
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins
William Ellery
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman
Samuel Huntington
William Williams
Oliver Wolcott
New Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
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ReplyDeleteI’ve lived through a lot in my life. I was just a boy when the National Socialist Party first rose to power in Germany, and I was only 17 when I got drafted to fight against the Reich on the beaches of Northern France. Such horrors I witnessed those terrible years, I shall never forget – it was a period of my life that cost me not only one of my legs, but my peace, my sanity and my very soul. But I’d do it all again in a heartbeat if it meant I could bring an end to the depraved Private Little, who fought alongside us. Most men in my battalion were drafted into the war, like I was. Young, terrified boys we were – too innocent to comprehend the unspeakable terrors of what was to come. Not Little though. The fucking rat signed himself up gladly, not for any noble duty to his country, no, but instead for the chance to kill freely, to crush the life out of anyone who stood before him. While our eager eyes were filled with fear and naïvity, his were empty and porcelain, blind to compassion and showing nothing but bloodlust. We had just learned to fear battle back then, but we were foolish not to already fear the fucking scourge that was Private Little.
As the war dragged on, our spirits fell. I lost many good friends in Europe…Watts, Lewis, Rains…All good men who deserved so much better than what fate dealt them. We became jaded in war, our spirits slowly tarnished and faded, like the slow decay of the heart from a dead tree. We were weak. All except Little. With every passing day, the deplorable fucking rodent grew more manic, laughing and hooting with glee as he added more and more notches to his rifle. It was truly a chilling sight to see Little in action – the shitbag rat was no larger than the clips of his own M1 Garande, yet in the heat of battle the cunt rodent wielded it with ease. He slaughtered hundreds, if not thousands, during the short time we were deployed together, earning himself the nickname of ‘Der Weiße Albtraum’ among the enemy lines. His prowess and bloodlust in battle was legendary, but more chilling was his attitude towards us, and the war itself. He revelled in slaughtering the Germans, but seemed almost captivated by their fascist ideology. “I’ve seen him hailing at night” Lewis whispered to me one day, as we both watched the hairy little fuckrag playing five-finger fillet with a sewing needle. “It’s almost as if he wants to fight for the krauts instead”. I agreed with him at the time, but today I know better. It doesn’t matter which side the little fucking cheddar-stain fights on, for he fights not for any ideology. He wishes only to kill. To maim. To murder.
It was on my last day of deployment when that murderous fucking cunt of a rodent decided to show us his true colours. As the rest of our battalion pushed forward to beat back the enemy, some of my closest comrades and I were forced into a dugout by some enemy fire. It was here that the bloodthirsty fucking bastard turned his gun on us, a triumphant gleam in his beady little eyes that I’ll never forget. Watts took a shot to the kidney, crying out for his mother as he bled out onto the dirt. The fucking traitorous rat cunt then unloaded an entire clip into Rains, before drawing his pistol and shooting me once through the ribs and thrice in the thigh. I still remember his pure evil fucking asshole face gloating above us as my vision went black, his little red eyes burning into my vision forever as I saw him toss a grenade into our dugout. I was the only one who survived.
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It has been three weeks since I have taken a shit. My internal organs have strengthened and I can now hold my breath for 39 minutes. My left leg and ass are still totally numb, but it does not stop me from beating my dick. This time, it was pictures of my co-workers feet. As strange as it sounds, I pulled my dick so hard that I nearly shit my pants. However, my numb asshole has prevented this tragedy from happening, and now I can no longer feel the back of my spine due to the force of the big ass shit clogged in my colon.
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I was now supershitting and pissing everywhere in a five mile radius. The force of the shit and piss started to propel me into the air like a twister, spraying my human feces everywhere. I vanished into space as the last thing humans heard from me was: "I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can no longer feel my left leg. My left leg has gone totally numb along with my hard dick, which has also gone totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird whenever I take a piss."
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
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